If you ever fancied commissioning an anatomical embroidery you’re in luck. Problem is, the word ‘commission’ makes the whole process sound way fancier than it actually is. There’s no mystery to asking me to stab fabric until a kidney appears though. So if you didn’t know where to start, here’s what you need to know. […]
So you want to hear “buy handmade for Christmas in September” as much as you want a Covid test shoved down your throat. I get it. But here’s the thing: hating Christmas doesn’t make it go away. And if you don’t believe me, here are the festive problems you can solve when you think about […]
So I know that loads of you want to buy an anatomical embroidery from me. Thing is, the moment I mention the price, loads of you also back away. Bugger! And I get it. My pieces start at £300 and it IS a bit of an investment. But here’s what you don’t know: as an […]
Loads of you have face mask questions for me. And let’s be fair: until a couple of months ago none of us ever thought we’d need such an item so there are lots of questions to be asked. So to save you staggering about in the dark when it comes to buying a fancy muzzle, […]
So you’ve bought one of my face masks and your phizzog is now duly adorned with cacti, cats and all manner of batiks. Question is, how do you actually care for your fabric face mask? Do you just sling it on the bedroom floor when you’re done and panic the next time you need it? […]
Yup, there really are right and wrong ways to use a face mask. Fact is that we all think we know how to use them because we once caught the end of Grey’s Anatomy as we waited for Naked Attraction to start. The reality is that there will always be that one bloke who used […]
Dear Superiority Police Hope you don’t mind me writing to you like this but you’ve forced my hand. You see, I’m a one-woman sewing business that’s selling face-masks. The kind that several governments are suggesting we wear. It’s what I do. Sewing things. And suddenly the nation really needs people to sew things. The problem […]
I shit you not. I CAN help although if you touch me I shall have to kill you. Here you go: I’ll help protect you What I mean is, I am now making face masks due to such staggering demand that it’s left me boggled. Natch, they are strictly for personal use and are NOT […]
Oooh, this has made me so stroppy. Look, in case you needed to hear this, I’m still selling. The Coronavirus might have hit but while my sewing shed is well stocked – and my post office visits can be safely managed – nothing has changed. Problem is, that other small businesses I know have had […]
Coronavirus klaxon! The Coronavirus and Kraken Kreations: that’s not a sentence ever thought I’d type. Still, here we are and here I am and hopefully this entire blog post will make you feel a bit better about what lies before us. Check out the vid above for the headlines and when you’ve done with that, […]
